{"product_id":"9oz-scented-soy-candle-right-when-the-dog-farts-funny-home-aroma-gift","title":"9oz Scented Soy Candle — \"Right When the Dog Farts\" Funny Home Aroma Gift","description":"Soy-based, hand-poured candle in a reusable glass jar that brings a focused, calm glow to small moments at home. Choose from twelve thoughtfully blended scents — from crisp Apple Harvest and warm Cinnamon Vanilla to oceanic Atlantis Whisper or the clean linen of Clean Cotton — each formulated with natural essential oils. The 9 oz vessel burns cleanly for about 50–60 hours on a 100% cotton wick, then wipes out easily to become a minimalist jar for pens, makeup brushes, or a bedside trinket. Made with eco-friendly, non-toxic ingredients and assembled in the USA, this candle is for people who prize slow evenings, cozy rituals, and subtle, true-to-fragrance aromas.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass jar (cleans easily after burning)\u003cbr\u003e- 12 scent options infused with natural essential oils (examples: Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid)\u003cbr\u003e- 50–60 hour burn time on a 100% cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant\u003cbr\u003e- 9 oz size (2.8\" × 3.5\") with glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.  Never burn the candle near flammable items. \t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":48932347969791,"sku":"24221524708722204571","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0832\/9769\/8047\/files\/8812670974430946386_2048.jpg?v=1785714368","url":"https:\/\/messyexpress.com\/products\/9oz-scented-soy-candle-right-when-the-dog-farts-funny-home-aroma-gift","provider":"Hot Mess Express Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}